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From the opening song (a sweetly harmonized choral ode that morphs into a snappy, snippy pop tune, "Saved By the Bell"), "Princesses" conjures stereotypes behaving in prefab, even blatantly idiotic, ways.
Miranda's Reardon School classmates are a generic collection of pudgy semi-outcasts, sardonic hippies and Paris Hilton-blond tramps-in-training. They quip about butt waxing and Prada handbags, gripe about Reardon (which, apropos a song lyric, resembles both a cement jail block and a shopping mall in Douglas W. Schmidt's scenic design), and dutifully line up to execute Rob Ashford's callisthenic dances.
Their instructor, Ms. Libby Nibbey (Donna English), is surely one of the squarest music teachers on earth. In "Music Appreciation," this dowdy arts advocate yearns to get her charges excited about "classical" composers like Stephen Sondheim, when they can't get enough Britney and Brandy.(Brandy? She is sooooo yesterday ... )
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Miranda's celeb squeeze Zachary Tanner (woodenly played by Storm Newton) is a pumped-up airhead, who drops by to croon a neo-R&B tune, "Just Say Yes," and invite his underaged cutie to shack up with him in Paris. (She's jailbait! Hello!)
And if Miranda's matinee-idol father Kevin is depicted with unfailing good humor and in strapping voice by Brent Barrett, he doesn't add up either. This action star with Shakespeare chops can't muster a decent British accent. And he's such a neglectful dad, he calls Miranda often, visits her at school and offers to direct and act in Reardon's "A Little Princess" musical.
Fellner gives Miranda a shimmer of sincerity between bouts of sulkiness. But the girl's grief over the recent death of her mother barely registers. And her Freudian-lite ups and downs with her dad seem largely, well, normal.
The only other plot-driver in "Princesses" is the school show, which must have gobbled much of the production budget for Schmidt's picture-book painted sets, illuminated by lighting designer Ken Billington and William Ivey Long's flouncy Victorian party frocks.
Yet in this realm, too, the sentiments are basically banal. In the backstage number "Butterflies," we learn auditions are scary. In "What A Drag," girls bemoan getting cast as boys. And in "Magic Time," Kevin touts the thrill of live theater.
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Miranda's celeb squeeze Zachary Tanner (woodenly played by Storm Newton) is a pumped-up airhead, who drops by to croon a neo-R&B tune, "Just Say Yes," and invite his underaged cutie to shack up with him in Paris. (She's jailbait! Hello!)
